Laptop Television Mom

Due to a DVR tragedy, I only saw the last 15 minutes of this week’s American Idol.  So, I can only comment on the highlights:

• Paris was born the year Prince’s "Kiss" was a hit?  (Oi vey!)
• "Play that Funky Music" was a great choice for Taylor.
• Didn’t need to see Katharine rolling around on the floor singing KT.
• Still love Chris.  (And I always think it’s interesting to see bald men "shape" their beards.)

Since my AI Recap is so lame, here are some LTV headlines:

• Study: US mothers deserve $134,121 in salary (US mothers "deserve" a hell of a lot more than that!)
• Prisoner Watches Daughter on ‘Idol’ (Now I feel even worse for calling Kellie stupid.)
• ABC to Show Spelling Bee in Prime Time (Yes!  Let’s praise kids for being smart.)
• ‘Renegade’ Daughtry Odd-On Favorite to Win ‘American Idol’ (That would make LTV happy.)