Laptop Television Mom

Where do I begin?  All I can say is this:  Thank God for Chris.  Here is my take on the all of the performers:

• Katharine:  Obviously, Kat does not read LTV.    Unless your name is Whitney, Mariah, Celine or Bette, DO NOT sing Whitney, Mariah, Cline or Bette.  Good try, but there is only one Whitney Houston.  (Insert your favorite “whack” joke here.)
• Elliott:  Great performance.  I do not know Donnie Hathaway, but it sounds like I should check him out.
• Kelly:  Ouch.
• Taylor: Hmmmmm… didn’t do it for me.
• Paris: Pretty good darn good for a 16 year old. 
• Chris: Loved it.  He is so cool and so damn good.

But the best is yet to come.  Andrea Bocelli performs tomorrow night, and another Idol-wanna-be leaves the stage.