Laptop Television Mom

Here are headlines today (just enough for my working-mom attention span):

• Sheen, Richards amicably resolve issues (I’m sure Ritchie is happy about this…)
• Kate Hudson and rocker-husband separate (I’m sure Chris is happy with the title "rocker husband.")
• Boy George reports for NYC trash duty (Do you really want to hurt me?)
• Tom and Katie to the Rescue! (Must be nice to have a nanny 24/7… but it’s a good deed.)
• Jerry, Joey, Emmitt Put on "Dancing" Shoes (I would rather see another season of "SYTYCD.")
• "Ellen DeGeneres" Still Kicking (Great news, makes me feel like dancing!)