Laptop Television Mom

Here you go:

• Brooke Burke engaged and pregnant (She is hot.)
• Kevin Federline’s TV rap debut panned (Not sure what to say here… but I certainly am rolling my eyes.)
• Gandolfini, HBO in production deal (Oh yeah!)
• Tiger Woods helps CBS win Sunday ratings (I can barely stomach watching golf on television, but Tiger is one guy who keeps my attention.)
• Paris Hilton praises her debut album (This headline is a un-newsworthy as "Laptop Television praises her blog." Whatever.)
• Benji Swings to "Dance" Victory (Oh yeah, you read it on LTV first!)