Laptop Television Mom

Oh my, where do I begin?  Obviously with Brit and K-Fed…

• Spears husband Federline seeks support, custody (Are you kidding me?  Spousal support? Oh, this is gonna be good.)
• Actress Witherspoon files divorce documents (Oi vey! The curse of the Oscar?)
• Bill Cosby settles sex assault suit (Holy Jell-O pudding pops!)
• Jackson plans "Thriller" performance (I really don’t want to see him grab his crotch anymore.)
• ABC Transplants "Trees" to Thursdays (Can anyone tell me if this show is worth my TiVo space?)

Commercial questions:

• Is that Napoleon Dynamite on the Nissan commercials?
• Has anyone seen the Bluefly commercials?  (That soft-porn made me blush!)