Laptop Television Mom

Here are the headlines keeping my attention:

• Matt Damon: Having a Family Changed my Life (Great story, Damon says he’s rather be with his family that at the gym.  Good man.)
• Janeane Garofalo joining Fox’s 24 (Cool, just bring back Jack!)
• Joey Fatone signs on for red carpet duty (Seriously?)
• Ryan Seacrest to host Emmy Awards (No, seriously?)
• F-Ked Gets Treed (WTF, seriously?)
• Bada Bing selling ‘Sopranos’ items (Anyone want a *used* 12-foot stripper pole? Me neither.)
• Arnold, Ellen, Hundreds More Honor Merv Griffin (Jeopardy. Wheel of Fortune. Classic.)