Laptop Television Mom

So much useless news, so little time:

• Dennis Miller Returning to Sports TV (I, for one, am a huge Dennis fan!  This is good news.)
• Holmes in heels hours after NYC marathon (I ran a marathon, and could barely walk much less walk in heels!)
• Prince moves to sue fan sites (Um, FAN sites?  The people who buy your albums and uber-expensive concert tickets?  Seriously?)
• Russell Crowe plans to be baptized (Crowe says: "I do believe there are more important things than what is in the mind
  of a man," he says. "There is something much bigger that drives us all.
  I’m willing to take that leap of faith.")
• Another Watanabe takes lead in war movie (I adore Ken, so I will check out Dad Dai.)
• Da Vinci Encodes a Sequel (Bring in on! I loved reading Angels and Demons.)